ELIZA++ (2025)

Windows PowerShell — pwsh ./eliza2025.ps1 ← lobby

web enrichment (Wikipedia summary API; opt-in, off by default) DuckDuckGo Instant Answers is not reachable from a browser, so that half of the original never fires here either. It rarely fired there.

Suite 201 · ELIZA++

August 2025. A PowerShell 7 script: ELIZA-style rules with pronoun flipping, a rough sentiment check, a memory of proper nouns and "I…" statements, and web enrichment from Wikipedia and DuckDuckGo. This page is a faithful browser port of eliza2025.ps1, including its habit of answering everything with "What are you not saying yet?"

Typing bye ends the session and downloads the transcript, as the original wrote one to ./transcripts/.

The one archived transcript

[2025-08-07T14:42:48] SYSTEM: Conversation started.
[2025-08-07T14:42:48] ELIZA++: Where do you want to start—facts, feelings, or strategy?
[2025-08-07T14:43:04] You: Let's talk feelings.
[2025-08-07T14:43:04] ELIZA++: What makes this especially salient right now?
[2025-08-07T14:43:18] You: I have strong feelings for you.
[2025-08-07T14:43:18] ELIZA++: What are you not saying yet?
[2025-08-07T14:43:27] You: That I love you.
[2025-08-07T14:43:27] ELIZA++: What are you not saying yet?
[2025-08-07T14:43:38] You: I really love you!
[2025-08-07T14:43:38] ELIZA++: What are you not saying yet?
[2025-08-07T14:43:43] You: Mother.
[2025-08-07T14:43:43] ELIZA++: What makes this especially salient right now?
[2025-08-07T14:43:55] You: search the web
[2025-08-07T14:43:55] ELIZA++: What makes this especially salient right now?
[2025-08-07T14:44:03] You: bye
[2025-08-07T14:44:03] ELIZA++: Good session. I saved a transcript at: ./transcripts/smart-eliza_2025-08-07_14-42-48.txt

Source: eliza2025.ps1 · transcript file. To run the original: pwsh ./eliza2025.ps1. Parody, not therapy; crisis language is intercepted in the port.